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Under 11s 5-a-side: Serious Business

You can’t accuse fans of Lech Poznan for not taking their Under 11’s match against Tottenham Hotspur seriously. Fair play to them.  In this country it’s a farce on a muddy pitch before the hardest Dad chases the Ref out … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga is Controlled by the Illuminati

Pretty obvious when you think about it.  Maybe she’s one of the lizard people.  In fact the evidence is there for all to see.  Still.  Gives some good fodder for the friday caption competition.  Here’s my stab.  Have a go … Continue reading

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Women: Can’t work with them. Can’t bury their bodies in daylight.

One of the few things me and Albert agree on is that you can’t beat the satisfaction of a good morning-visit to the loo. If you’ve got a good, healthy routine it feels like your guts congratulating you every day. Unless … Continue reading

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Worst Advert Ever?

That’s right Tim.  Spread that Cheese all over that thing.  Is this the worst advert ever? If you’re allergic to *shudder*, look away now.   

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Is This Anti-English Discrimination?

I mean I wouldn’t get away with dropping the C word on Scottish TV would I? Not like this genius on BBC Northwest Tonight anyway.  “What did he say?” “Who knows, just broadcast it.  By the time it comes on … Continue reading

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No, Minister. I’m afraid you’re just keeping the seat warm

Buried in the morass of dreary bills and suchlike from this morning’s post was a letter from a Minister of Her Majesty’s Government.  It comes in response to a letter I had written regarding some concerns raised by friends of … Continue reading

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