Author Archives: Albert Gumpstaff-Borne

Let’s AV It

Being not a celtic troublemaker means I’ve only ever been asked for my democratic opinion through public plebiscite on one occasion before.  And how embarrassingly wrong I was to reject the entirely inevitable collective response to an increasingly globalised world.  … Continue reading

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Campaign for an English National Anthem

Giddy as I am with quivering excitement about the possibility of being taken to see England play Scotland in the Six Nations, it raises that often awful prospect that a true Monarch-loving nationalist as myself faces whenever England face another … Continue reading

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No, Minister. I’m afraid you’re just keeping the seat warm

Buried in the morass of dreary bills and suchlike from this morning’s post was a letter from a Minister of Her Majesty’s Government.  It comes in response to a letter I had written regarding some concerns raised by friends of … Continue reading

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The Misogynist’s Manifesto

Charming Chapster Albert Gumpstaff-Borne gives us a new and surprising (if not untypical) angle on the case for electoral reform. Continue reading

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