Author Archives: Albert Gumpstaff-Borne
Let’s AV It
Being not a celtic troublemaker means I’ve only ever been asked for my democratic opinion through public plebiscite on one occasion before. And how embarrassingly wrong I was to reject the entirely inevitable collective response to an increasingly globalised world. … Continue reading
Campaign for an English National Anthem
Giddy as I am with quivering excitement about the possibility of being taken to see England play Scotland in the Six Nations, it raises that often awful prospect that a true Monarch-loving nationalist as myself faces whenever England face another … Continue reading
No, Minister. I’m afraid you’re just keeping the seat warm
Buried in the morass of dreary bills and suchlike from this morning’s post was a letter from a Minister of Her Majesty’s Government. It comes in response to a letter I had written regarding some concerns raised by friends of … Continue reading
The Misogynist’s Manifesto
Charming Chapster Albert Gumpstaff-Borne gives us a new and surprising (if not untypical) angle on the case for electoral reform. Continue reading